Horses, Hormones, and A Hot Mess Equestrian

“Horses are God’s way of apologizing for men.”

– Catherine The Great

“Your horse’s behavior always seems to depend on the number of people watching you.”

– Unknown

R.J. Again. Here’s a little more insight into my life, served with a helping of trauma-bonded humor and past experiences — jaded sarcasm mixed with a splash of dark humor the size of a water park... So a big splash. By now, you might’ve read my "About Me" on my website and have a glimpse of my essence and origins. BTW, I will never use the real names of my past employers for privacy reasons. I only share that info with those I have contractual agreements with. So don't ask. However, I'll share a snapshot of my "Me" side: I'm 43 years old, and occasionally I forget that I really am 43, except in the mornings. Then, I feel one hundred and two. Take care of your back and knees, kids; you'll thank yourself later. The only comfort you’ll find in your late 30s and 40s is in the saddle, and that’s not solely due to physical pain. Perimenopause is approaching for you ladies, and those hot flashes will have you longing for hell just to get a breeze. That’s part of the hormonal topic. As mentioned in my website about me, HORSES are a given in my life. We live and breathe those gravity defying Doom Noodles. And if you’re curious about who the "The Hot Mess Equestrian," just take a wild guess who that might be. I used to tell my riders, "Don’t worry; I might struggle with my own life, but I can manage yours to the minute." Maybe that explains why mine was falling apart at the time. We often forget to prioritize ourselves as managers and grooms. Our focus is on supporting our riders and horses throughout the show season while ensuring their well-being. As well as, from the moment they enter the barn until their last heartbreaking day with us or us with them. You would think we pour our blood, sweat, and tears into them — and I’m not solely referring to the horses. Keep that in mind, riders. We are proud of you and to be a part of your success, so never forget to appreciate your managers and grooms, as well as any other staff you may have.

The purpose and motivation for this blog: The inspiration behind starting this blog is far from cliché. I know everyone has one nowadays. You don't actually care about my reason as much as I don't care about yours.. But I’m sharing it because you’re here and I can. Reason enough. It’s a space where I can express anything I want within the boundaries of my Client Contract. I write whatever I desire and direct my proverbial "manure spreader" wherever I feel it’s needed without revealing a single name. Speaking too freely often lands me in hot water — no filter, verbal diarrhea. You get the picture. This is my safe haven to express myself while still allowing for editorial adjustments if I get too "loose" with my words. It keeps me sane. Literally. All of this is revealed in my Blog Posts.

Blog Topics: I’ll aim to keep up with my posts, if not nightly, at least every other night. As you know, it’s the busy season. As for my topics... well, they may come across as somewhat stereotypical. I plan to share stories from my experiences with the animals, people, and facilities encountered throughout my life working with these four-legged Rocket Donkeys, alongside tales of my own pets and my unfortunate non-horse-husband-in-training... What horse lover doesn’t have a NHH who is a comedic talent? I also have an interest with the Celtic Gods, Goddess' and Deities. so I will sometimes share a new ramble about something new I learned about them in a secondary post of the day. That way you still get your feral gossip, and don't have to be bored with my obsession... unless you want to. It's kind of fascinating. I also feature a "reader’s choice", once a week. Share your topic below: why that specific choice, whether you’re a worker, owner or simply adore horses, and if you'd like to remain anonymous. Each week, I’ll randomly select one and dive into the research. The picked submission will be posted on The Message Board Page. So, grab that bottle of shower wine you planned on using for crying, and join me instead for some laughs at my expense... Then, grab a second bottle and retreat to the shower for a well-deserved cry. You do you! R.J. approved.

Another About Me...

The more "Me" version

Put a face with the Name by visiting the photo Gallery's

The Gallery of the Gods

For Photos of the Celtic Horse Gods and Goddess' and their Descriptions. Its a bit of an interest of mine.

The Gallery Of the Goats

Photos My family, Pets and Myself. The Yards sale Version of the Gods

The Rainbow Bridge Gallery and Memorial

Photos of our Soul Pets, that we lost. As well as a place to add yours.